After Brexit the European Union will only mumble in middle European Dialects
Inside the European Union, official documents and speeches will no longer be conducted in English. Beside showing a behavior like small children the move also have the advantages that CIA and NSA cannot understand it as easily as the local dialects have become more seldom – especially after the collapse of both the German and French colonial empire.
However, it will also bring the result that the rest of the counties might consider leaving the European Union and join EFTA instead. Trade across borders are very much made based on English language and by not choosing to speak English the Union might scare businesses off as trade is done based on local legislation and businesses need stability to deal and especially invest in local departments.
For many years, Danish firms have established departments abroad and when they do, they follow local laws and local customs. If you take a trial like the one the Danish state conducted against the firm Carl Bro, it was established that bribe is a vital part of German culture when you aim for local contracts and Danish firm have the right to deal in local manner.
Now where even legislation on a European level might be done in local dialects only, it would be costly for businesses from countries like the United States to enter Europe and expand their market there.
The future of Europe doesn’t look bright but this time the European Union cannot blame the demise on Brexit. It is choice they made and they have to take blame for their own choices.